• TCE, Show Me the Booty!

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    Debo37
    Published on 01-22-2011 11:03 AM
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    Today we embark upon a holy quest to rid the Septagon of its most maligned phenomenon. Join us, so that we may eliminate this pervasive evil... once and for all.



    I'm not usually one to make fun of segments of the Halo-playing populace (considering that certain segments usually do a fine job of humiliating themselves), but every now and then something foul and reprehensible escapes the wretched grasp of its intellectually-inhibited creators and wreaks havoc upon the institutions of those of us who consider ourselves more "cultured" than they.

    Yes, my friends, I am speaking of the "Kat's Ass" screenshot fixation in Halo: Reach.

    "Kat's Ass" is merely a smaller manifestation of the true problem - the Halo: Reach population's seeming obsession with in-game pictures of certain areas of females. While the associated stereotypes brought about by this obsession are indeed rather lulzy, an unfortunate casualty of this mass fascination with all things feminine and booty-related has been that one of the previously dominant Halo custom content communities - the screenshot community - is in a state of utter despair. Because the only methods of mass popularization of screenshot content involve recommendations and downloads, the mass propagation of "anime girl" and "spartan ass" screenshots has replaced the artistic screenshots that were formerly kings of the custom content arena. The artistic screenshot community has lost its outlet to the masses; and is on the brink of death. Elimination of the popularity incentive for screenshot creation has lead to some screenshot artists abandoning Halo for greener pastures elsewhere, if they exist.

    TCE will NOT stand idly by in the Halo screenshot community's time of need.

    So we have a plan.

    OPERATION BOOTY OVERLOAD
    Mission: Create a Youtube video so disgustingly full of Halo: Reach booty that it is sure to capture the attention of almost all of the people responsible for the corruption of file popularization in Halo: Reach, and use it to subsequently denounce the evil booty-plague that has crippled the screenshot community.

    The Defining Idea: The screenshots used will be set to the most appropriate song we will ever find for this endeavor.

    Procedure: Open screenshot submissions from members of the TCE community - the different types of booty screenshots needed will be posted in various OPERATION BOOTY OVERLOAD Submissions Threads. Members are welcome to submit as many screenshots as they would like, for as many categories as they would like. TCE's staff will choose the best screenshot in each category to put in the video, and if there are any ties, a community poll will decide winners.

    Grand Prize: The creator of the absolute BEST booty screenshot will receive 1600 Microsoft Points, a front-page screenshot feature, and 100 Reputation Points. The winning shot will be the one that most awesomely fulfills the requirements of a particular category. The more screenshots you enter in the more categories, the better your chances of winning!

    Other Prizes: Additionally, individual category winners will receive at least 20 Reputation Points per winning shot. If you can win multiple categories, you can rank up on this site VERY quickly.
    Well, TCE, looks like it's time to get crackin'.

    OPERATION BOOTY OVERLOAD - Submissions Thread #1

    You stay classy, Custom Experience.
    -Debo37
    Categories:
    1. TCE Contests
    2. Halo: Reach
    Comments 21 Comments
    1. Psychosis687's Avatar
      Having to look at a lot of pictures of asses... oh, joy...

      /sarcasm
    1. Debo37's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by Psychosis687 View Post
      Having to look at a lot of pictures of asses... oh, joy...

      /sarcasm
      You're awfully cheeky today.
    1. xXdrewbaccaXx's Avatar
      So what do we win? :P
    1. xXdrewbaccaXx's Avatar
      BTW, do ALL screenshots have to involve "Kat's Ass"?
    1. Debo37's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by xXdrewbaccaXx View Post
      BTW, do ALL screenshots have to involve "Kat's Ass"?
      No screenshot has to involve Kat's Ass, per se.

      We welcome all creative interpretations of the song lyrics - though it's probably going to be hard to convey a sense of booty without some kind of hindquarters.
    1. xXdrewbaccaXx's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by Debo37 View Post
      No screenshot has to involve Kat's Ass, per se.

      We welcome all creative interpretations of the song lyrics - though it's probably going to be hard to convey a sense of booty without some kind of hindquarters.
      Alright, sounds good to me.
      Also, about the MS points. American cards don't work in Canada, so for arguments sake...if I win..How do I get the prize?
    1. Furry's Avatar
      Make a US account.
    1. xXdrewbaccaXx's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by Furry View Post
      Make a US account.
      I live in Canada. What good is me making an ENTIRELY new account...so I can put 1600MS points on it?
      I'd much rather be able to say... use the xbox live account I've been using for 3 years. Yeah. That's a better idea.
    1. Mitona's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by xXdrewbaccaXx View Post
      How do I get the prize?
      Russian mail order bride. Problem solved.
    1. xXdrewbaccaXx's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by Mitona View Post
      Russian mail order bride. Problem solved.
      Does she have to be Russian? Hungarian maybe?
    1. Furry's Avatar
      You can create a US-Silver account and download games though, correct?
    1. xXdrewbaccaXx's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by Furry View Post
      You can create a US-Silver account and download games though, correct?
      No, it doesn't work that way. I live in Canada, so I'm restricted to a canadian account. If I could make a US account, I would have years ago so I could have access the netflix and not deal with the newness of the canadian version.
    1. Furry's Avatar
      Go to language/locale, then create a silver account (using an american e-mail). Sure, it might be a bit of hassle, but a free 1600 Microsoft Points Card is worth going through that little bit of trouble imo. You can play the DLC and games from my understanding. In addition, Philly has confirmed with me that it works via Skype.
    1. xXdrewbaccaXx's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by Furry View Post
      Go to language/locale, then create a silver account (using an american e-mail). Sure, it might be a bit of hassle, but a free 1600 Microsoft Points Card is worth going through that little bit of trouble imo. You can play the DLC and games from my understanding. In addition, Philly has confirmed with me that it works via Skype.
      But I can only play those games with that acccount as an xbox live gold account. And can't get the achievements for them on my main account. So once again, it's not worth it.
    1. Furry's Avatar
      Really? That's kinda odd. I can access all of the games on my hard drive, regardless of who's profile it's on. Hmmm... I'll look more into it.
    1. xXdrewbaccaXx's Avatar
      As far as I'm aware, everything that's been downloaded on my account, map packs not included, are only trials to the accounts that didn't download it.
    1. Max Extra's Avatar
      operation booty overload sounds like a painful blast of diareah or constipation i vote for a new name like the phany pack or butt buster
    1. Debo37's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by xXdrewbaccaXx View Post
      Alright, sounds good to me.
      Also, about the MS points. American cards don't work in Canada, so for arguments sake...if I win..How do I get the prize?
      If you can't figure out a way to receive the 1600 Microsoft Points, I will spend twenty dollars on something stupid and send it to you.

      There's no telling what I may come up with.
    1. Gyohdon's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by Debo37 View Post
      You're awfully cheeky today.
      Oh my God.....
    1. xXdrewbaccaXx's Avatar
      Quote Originally Posted by Debo37 View Post
      If you can't figure out a way to receive the 1600 Microsoft Points, I will spend twenty dollars on something stupid and send it to you.

      There's no telling what I may come up with.
      I think that's a sexier prize anyways =) lol
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